Wednesday, May 30, 2012

How To Cheer Up A Female Friend [2012-05-27, 2012-05-28, 2012-05-30]

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[Where's Allen?]
[Good ya'll came. He's there in the backyard. Depressed since noon....]
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[Hey Allen! Wassup?
Why the long face?]
Oh..Nothing...
[There is somethin' wrong!]
Uh..Nothin' really.
*Glares* TELL US !!

Uh...okay! Just that She's sad. And....I Wish i could cheer her up !

[She's sad? She's sad !! She's sad, she's sad, she's sad, she's saaaaaaaaaaaddddd !!!!]

[Hey Chris! The fella's sad cuz SHE is sad!! Hahahaha]

[ Enough with the funny! Maybe we can help]

[Hmmm..let me think...
Maybe you shud write a letter,
To suck in the "fretter"...
That'd make her feel better....
And a box of chocolates wud just be Wow!]

Yeah, read that on wikiHOW !!

I need somethin' real...
Somethin' as true as I feel....
But I just can't think of anythin' now....

By the way,
I tried to write a letter....
But my dog found the better....
So i'm in no mood to write cheesy again !!

[Over here it says...
"Girls love to hit the dance floor"]
The kind of mood she's in....
She'd rather hit me on the floor....

[Sayin' PIKACHU makes a girl chuckle]
Right! If I say it once more i'll get her knuckles...

[This one suggests...
Stand naked outside her window]
Is that supposed to be funny ?? Ha. Ha. Ha.

[ Just get her somethin' special then !!!]
But there's nothin' special for a girl so welllllllllllllllllllll !!

*Sigh*
Isn't there somethin' I can do?
Rather than just STFU......
Just sprinkle some grains of happiness,
Clean her out of the turmoiled mess....

[ Why don't you just go meet her ?!
Take some flowers to greet her...
That would really cheer her up and make her day]

O yeah ?!
But she wouldn't take the call....
She's like a closed up stall...
No reply to the texts I sent...
A bunch of flowers would just be a sneeze vent....

Hope she's not so for long....

*Message beep*
*Can we meet?
Please say "No"....
You don't have to agree with me anymore....*

She MESSAGED !! She MESSAGEDDDDD !!!!

*YES. Comin' by six*

So STOP you al fanatics!!
Goin' to drive her crazy at 6....
She's okay and just needs to walk....

A "NO THANK YOU" for your googled suggestions...
Wouldn't have even benefited a lion's skin...
Now forgive me, for I have to leave....

[She's okay? Just like that... A walk?]
Uh huh...
[Okay..see ya!]
See ya on the stars.....!!

[ Hey Frank my man... Could you please google how to uncheer a cheered up boy cuz of a cheered up girl? ]
[I'm on it....]
...............THE END..............

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